Saturday, March 8, 2008

A letter to Ah Hock (part 2)

Hi, I'm Mr Tan Sin Guan, the CEO of Starling Company. I have read your "autobiography" and I must say its the most funny thing I have ever read in my whole entire life! Its appalling! Comparing your wanton mee to the business model! What personalization; quality control; I say its all bullshit! (pardon my language) 

Do you even know what is personalization or quality control in the business world; the model and process of it. DO you even heard of ISO before? You said you were once a white collar but now decided to become a wanton mee man. You believe its has a higher calling. I think its because you are weak and cannot take the pressure of the real world and therefore decided to hide in your little, pathetic wanton mee stall. In order to defend your little ego, you come up with this seemingly "noble" story, trying to fool yourself and some fools along. This is 21st century; the strong will be king and the weak will be eliminate from this real world. AND you are the weakling that is been kick out from this reality. 

You mention that the bosses came to your stall and loosen their ties and took off their coats as a sign of being average joes. I can tell you now, its simply because it so damn BLOODY hot sitting in the little table so we have no choice but to take off our coats and loosen our ties. Democracy in your pathetic stall? Haha... you are just reading too much into it. Wake up from your dreamland and be brave to face the reality, loser!

You are very fortunate to have me, the CEO, to even bother to write this letter to you. I'm doing you a favor to wake you up and prevent you from sinking further and further in your own little world. I have to stop writing cause I have a very important meeting in an hour time with another CEO that will decided the fate of all my employees' year end bonus. 

Get a life, Ah Hock.

Remember me.

I'm Mr Tan Sin Guan

The Boss. The Strong. The Victor.



The above story is fictional. Any resemblance is mere coincidence.

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